Posts by SHORTSTUFF !

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thank u sonia

ALSO DOUBLE SPOILER DEER!!11
NANAMI/CHIAKI IS FUCKING ADORABLE

also hello this is the name of my hiyoko are you proud of me mom
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whispers quietly
deer
who's ur favorite charrie so far

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A rather tiny, runty looking creature came plodding lazily toward the Shadowclan border, a tiny glint in her eyes. She sported a wide, crooked smirk and a devious light in her strange, orange eyes. She was tiny- hell, she was a complete shrimp compared to everyone else. Her anatomy was strange, most of her body resembled a Shiba Inu aside from her obnoxiously large and pointed ears and her almost cat-like tail. Toward the base of said tail was a cute little bow, complete with a little cat-face in between two, lime green ribbons. The sandy-colored... canine swaggered up to the Shadowclan border before coming to a stop.

Her smirk instantly faded as she was met with nobody around. It eventually warped into a pout and a small 'pshh' as she tossed her head and looked bitterly off to the side. Shortstuff clicked her tongue and conjured up a bag of gummy candies- most of them in the shape of bears. Candy was one of the only things she'd actively eat, which probably explained her stunted growth. The strange mongrel lazily tossed a pawful into her mouth and glanced down at the tiny ants that scrambled around at her feet. That was, unfortunately, when things took a rather sadistic turn.

She gingerly lifted a dull claw, and pressed it down and into the dirt- directly on top of a single black ant. She emitted a soft giggle of the word 'squishhhhhh!' as she did so. Shortstuff paused for a few moments, and sighed. Nope, there was no noise there. She then began to move onto the next few ants, until she was stuck in a trance of chewing on gummies and squishing all of the 'Mister Ants' that were scrabbling around beneath her feet. It looked innocent enough- especially considering her size and youthful appearance.

However, to mistake her for a naive and innocent child would be rather ill-advised.

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'says the guy named babyface.'
'.... [loud snorting giggle-laughter] at least mine doesn't sound like my parents hated me or something like that.'
' ..... psthhththth... babyface.'

i second dork, dezzy is precious

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Shortstuff jerked her head up from her paws and glanced at John rather bitterly, her expression curving into a frown. With a sigh, the tiny canine-cat-hybrid stood up and conjured her gummies away. She had to look up a him, much to her own dismay, but if he dared to make a comment about her height she'd sass his ass into next month. "Shortstuff, I'm here t'join." She said in a sweet tone with a heavy underlying sense of annoyance. Her gaze shifted to Tumblrkit and she growled a bit.

"I'm adorable, really. That's all that's important." She said in a matter-of-factly tone of voice, before inwardly sneering. 'Can't say the same for you two, though.' She added to herself, and promptly laughed out loud. She slowly sat down again and returned to doing what she was previously doing- squishing ants.

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Shortstuff was there because apparently Mutt loves to make characters join just as meetings are put up. "Cool beans." The hybrid said with a loud yawn and a stretch of her stumpy legs. It didn't involve her, so she honestly could care less about these dumbasses anyway.

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ams and james' relationship in a nutshell y/n

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Now, Shortstuff didn't like being woken up. She also didn't like hearing people ranting and whining about things that were fucking stupid in her opinion. She slowly sauntered out of her hiding and gave an agitated yap as she approached the fuming and screaming Diana. "Ohhhh my god! Why are you so fucking loud about things?!" She spat bitterly as she approached, her bushy tail bouncing in place a few times as she approached. "Life is going to suck ass sometimes, but making a huge mess and throwing yourself a pity party isn't going to get you anywhere. Jeez." She seethed and brought her paws up to rub at her temple

For such a small creature, Shortstuff had a damn big mouth. "It's bad enough that you woke me up." The bitter newcomer finished as she plopped her fuzzy ass down and pouted.

// short is such an asshole i'm so sorry

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omfg short is going to get her ass kicked in shadowclan she'S SO MEAN

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The stumpy-legged newcomer came trotting over with a bag of gummy candies hanging lazily from out of her mouth. "Shortstuff- I'm some cute fuzzy thing and I like gummy candies." She explained bluntly as she took a seat and rolled her shoulders. "I don't actually care who you are, but it's great to meet you." She added with a sarcastic roll of her eyes.

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CRIES I'M SORRY SHE'SS O M EAN,,,

Anyone want threads with Shortstuff? She's super tiny, super rude, and open for pretty much anything. Just a warningg tho- she's got no speech filter, so she'll say just about anything LMAO.

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Shortstuff was about to say something when a knife was flung over her head. Luckily for her, she was.... short. So there wasn't any harm done. REgardless, the tiny canine was pissed off. "Will all of you just cut the sob-story bullshit?! Everyone has shit they have to deal with, stop making this a fucking pity-off." The tiny canine said bitterly, her own lips peeled back into a snarl. She'd, personally, witnessed many a few deaths in her life as well. Namely, the disappearance of someone super close to her. Someone who actually gave a rat's ass about her and saw through her shitty attitude. With a puff, Shortstuff stomped off.

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The tiny canine merely nodded her head a few times and huffed. "I'm sure I'll be great at capturing things." She mumbled bitterly. Clearly she was referencing her lack of height- she was literally the size of a kitten. Permanently.

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Apparently, her reputation in Shadowclan was steadily becoming the resident 'she's so cute but such an asshole I literally want to abduct her and hug her'. Of course, Shortstuff didn't really appreciate that title. She'd rather be known as the resident badass versus some piece of shit bitch that nobody liked. She wasn't the bitch here, Forgivenpaw was. The perky-eared canine ran her paws across her face a few times and growled, before conjuring up a bag of gummies and spitefully munching on a few.

Eventually, she had an idea. A splendid one. She conjured up a massive, five pound gummybear and placed it on a plate in front of her, a sneer on her face. "Who wants to eat this solid block of chemicals and diabetes?" she hollered out, completely disregarding the offensive content of her challenge. "Pfft- I mean, if you're man enough to. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys couldn't eat the whole thing."

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Well, well! It seemed as if she'd gathered a crown. The resident gummy queen smirked at her subjects and promptly placed a paw on top of the gelatinous bear's head. That was a gross smacking noise it just made- a really gross one. At Tumblrkit's question, Shortstuff grinned and promptly gestured toward her challengers. "Those two numbskulls." She explained cheerily, her gaze sweeping across the two. The tiny canine twitched one of her oversized ears and huffed.

She glanced at the horse-sized contender and scoffed. "That's not really surprising at all, fatass. You could probably eat anything and still want more food. I'm guessing I'm correct, aren't I, Hamhands?" Shorty said with a mischievous giggle. She conjured up a few more of the giant bears of pure stomachache and batted her paw atop the bear's head a few times. Let's go, then. First one to puke loses." Shortstuff declared, before getting right into it. She was going to kick some serious ass today, she damn knew it.

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radi my son
it's so hard to rp shorty ahhhh she's so blunt

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This wasn't even a capture, per-se. More like... Shortstuff was exploring, found some nervous-ass Exiler, and decided to harass her. What else was new? The tiny, stumpy-legged caninecatthing came casually trotting after a skittish and frustrated Forgivenpaw. In a rather obnoxious and squeaky voice, she started... Yelling. Yep, yelling. all the while, the shortass wore the biggest and most obnoxious smirk of all time.

It wasn't even directed toward the fleeing ( and admittedly sobbing ) Forgivenpaw, but rather at any passing Exilers. She shouted some profanities before coming to a stop and huffing. "You guys are the ugliest group of motherfuckers I've ever seen." The Shadowclanner commented tiredly, before conjuring up a bag of gummies. Well, then.

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so this piece of shit just waltzed on into the exiles camp bc she was harassing forgivenpaw
thank u shortstuff

i love her too omfg
idk where to put her tho bc shadowclan is too fast and like
violent for her tastes
she's just a fucking asshole who eats candy and abused already abused nurses

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Shorty barely lifted her head as a bunch of Exilers showed up, all of them looking pissed at her. Good. Let them be pissed- hell, they should be grateful someone like her decided to show up. The canine-cat-thing- let's just call her a tiny creature- simply snorted and tossed her head. "So, what I'm gathering from that is that you have a shit preference and you lack common sense." She said in an excited, squeaky tone of voice. "Nice! You're stupider than you looked! And what's with the peanut gallery over here?" She commented idly, sniffing.

"Don't tell me you're all sympathetic for the walking pig barf living here." Shortstuff remarked bitterly, glaring over in the direction where Forgivenpaw had fled.

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yesss
also guys, where should i move this little shit to?